He Married Her?! Top 15 Ugly Celebrity Spouses


2. Christina Hendricks And Geoffrey Arend

Hendricks, of “Mad Men” fame, is one sexy, voluptuous red head who chose the polar opposite of herself in husband Geoffrey Arend, a short, geeky guy with glasses best known for roles in movies like “Super Troopers” and “(500) Days of Summer”. By the looks of things, it’s surprising he didn’t get cast as the Hobbit.

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  1. Jan Thom

    March 6, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    Sarah Jessica is not all that, she’s average looking. So this couple doesn’t count in this article. Take away the make up and you would see them well suited. I find him cuter than her.

  2. steve

    March 6, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    Geoffrey Arena is 6’3″… that is pretty far from “short”. Probably the first time hhe’s been called shirt.

    • Frodo

      March 27, 2016 at 4:14 am

      He wasn’t… they said he looked like a hobbit

  3. Heidi

    March 7, 2015 at 12:45 am

    Dax and Kristen shouldn’t be in this list either.

  4. morgan

    March 7, 2015 at 2:37 am

    Of course, this all assumes relationships – even those is shallow tinsel town – must be based on the superficiality of pop culture “analysts.” So the choice is happiness (and being married 20 years or more in that cesspool definitely indicates that) or being really good looking and having one huge train wreck of a marriage (Brad Pitt and anyone he’s involved with). Life’s too blasted short and has enough pain in itself to base something so important on how someone looks on the outside.

  5. Earl Dixon

    March 7, 2015 at 4:18 am

    Most of them look alike to me… Like how they say that people usually end up with people that could look like their siblings. lol. They all seem like fine couples to me.

  6. Heidi

    March 7, 2015 at 4:22 am

    Sarah Jessica Parker and Tori Spelling are not that pretty

  7. JODI

    April 1, 2015 at 7:23 pm

    Geoffrey Arend is very tall, 6’3″ according to wikipedia. I had to look that up because I thought there was no WAY that man was short, like the author claims.
    What made you think he was SHORT?? And, btw, he’s not at all ugly.

  8. lenny

    April 15, 2016 at 1:01 am

    thats weird sarah jessica parker is on the ugliest list and on here it says shes hot 🙂

  9. Ploy

    October 3, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Hey, maybe the spouses are really nice people. Did anyone care to think about that?

  10. Ricca Siaps

    October 15, 2016 at 12:54 am

    Keely Smith is actually very pretty. Not hollywood fake but her face looks youthful! And maybe she’s actually a very good wife that’s why they’re still together.

  11. Marie Chrome

    January 12, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    People love who they love. Pretty is just pretty but means nothing when the going gets tough and it always does.

  12. Erika

    January 26, 2017 at 12:20 am

    The only ones that are miss matched are Hugh and the singer from the cars.

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